Patton Oswalt

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

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🗓️ 3 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Emmy- and GRAMMY-winning comedian Patton Oswalt reveals why his name is mentioned by Jeffrey Epstein in an email that is part of the latest batch of files released by the Department of Justice. "Tea & Scotch" premieres on YouTube on June 9th.

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0:00.0	From the trusted team behind 48 hours, welcome to case-by-case.
0:04.1	Your weekly update on the biggest true crime stories unfolding right now.
0:08.7	Nick Ryder remains in custody without bail.
0:11.0	Luigi Mangione accused of stalking and gunning down United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
0:16.0	From high-profile trials and stunning evidence to major breaks in cold cases.
0:22.2	We'll follow it all case by case.
0:24.8	Follow and listen to 48 hours case by case wherever you get your podcasts.
0:31.0	It's the late show, pot show, with Stephen Colbert.
0:39.0	Hey, there you go.
0:41.6	Welcome back, friends.
0:44.3	Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is an Emmy and Grammy
0:47.3	award-winning comedian, writer, and actor you know from Rattitooe,
0:50.8	the King of Queens, and his many stand-up specials.
0:53.9	His latest special is
0:55.0	Tea and Scotch.
0:57.1	How is school today, sweetie? That's pretty good, dude. No, listen. No, wait, I'm not here
1:03.5	to sell you weed, okay? I'm still signing permission slips. We're not working the line together
1:09.7	at Jersey Mike. So how about you call me dad and then
1:14.6	put your headphones back on and let
1:16.5	Phoebe Bridgers whisk you away
1:18.7	from this bland planet.
1:21.6	I don't want to be here either.
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