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Pardon My Take

Patton Oswalt, We Start A Dungeons And Dragons Game + Waffle House Fighting

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2020

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

MLB might be back and NBA seems like its making progress but the real news of the day is Waffle House fighting. (2:57-10:05) We read one of the best stories on the internet about a guy who continually fights the same Waffle House cook for screwing up his eggs. (10:06-26:08) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a call to Marlins Man. (26:25-45:46) Patton Oswalt joins the show to talk about his new stand up on Netflix, "I Love Everything", comedy in 2020 and being in a million funny shows/movies. (47:22-1:22:36) We start our bi-monthly Dungeons and Dragons game with Dungeon Master Tim Woods and the gang gets into trouble right off the bat. (1:21:31-2:04:07)


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Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Pat and Oswald. Great interview with Pat and Oswald. And then we're gonna try something a little different. So, our Dungeons & Dragons episode received critical acclaim. I think we want an Oscar, or no, a great, an Emmy, a webbie and an Emmy. We want all these awards. So we said, let's, we got, if people like it, let's do it. Let's do it. So what we're going to do is every other Wednesday, till the end of our crusade or adventure, whatever you call it, we're going to do our Dungeon and Dragons adventure. So Billy football has joined us. It is me, Billy, PFT Hank, and our good friend Dungeon Master Tim Woods. He is going to lead us through a full game of Dungeon and Dragons. So we have part one after Pat Naswalt with a cliffhanger. have hot seat cool throne and a special Wednesday reading that must be done Would you say that this is our geekiest episode of part five far it's geek week by far It is beyond the key if you told us we were gonna be doing this and we were not gonna have sports I don't know listen the human mind coaps in mysterious ways. So we had Dungeons & Dragons. All right, but we're brought to you and we're in the Cash App Studio. Right now, Cash App is the number one social distancing app, the number one app in the world. It has been giving away subscriptions on Twitch. Left and right, we love Cash App. Gifting them, gifting subscriptions. We love the Cash App. If you need an app to send money to your friends family bartenders whoever you want, pay your bills, buy some stocks. You can do anything cash app, cash app, cash app. It links directly to your bank account. It is so seamless. It is so easy and more than anything if you like us

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Okay, let's go And I lost the song, it worked to be done No place to hang out or washing And then I can't live all under some Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too He let me shake that brand new And then we're thinking higher Oh we're gonna rock it down too He let me shake the hard brand new And then we're thinking higher Welcome to part of my take presented by the cash app. Go download it right now. Use code bar so you get $10 free $10 to ASPCA. Today is Wednesday May 13th and PFT we have NBA players coming together to say they want to keep the season going. We have MLB billionaire owners crying poor and trying to get the baseball players to play a season, but more importantly than all of this, we got waffle house fighting. It is an awesome day to be online because this waffle house thing broke. Before we get to it, I just read this, the state of Arizona is saying that they will allow major league sports

3:45.6

to continue.

3:46.6

I think May 15th with no fans in attendance.

3:50.1

All the California teams go hang out in Arizona.

3:52.5

Yeah, so the Phoenix Coyotes can play games.

3:54.7

We've all been waiting for them.

3:56.2

Congratulations, the Diamondbacks.

3:58.2

Or they could just do an entire season of baseball at the Spring Training Facility.

4:02.3

Yeah, I have hope for MBA.

4:04.8

I have hope for baseball, although the spinning is an issue in baseball. The move that the owners are making right now where they're crying poor, but not actually showing how they're poor is in all time move. And then somehow spinning it to be like, well, the players really got to do us a solid here and take a lot less money and have a salary cap and do a 50-50 split.

4:26.1

Yeah, so walk me through this because I read that the league said that they put forth, I guess the owners put forth an option to get playing again with an 82 game season that starts in July with a 50-50 revenue split. Now, I don't know what they're, I know in football, I think it's 51-49, what is it normally in baseball? baseball there's obviously no salary cap And so you have incredible salaries right what the players want to do and I think it's totally fair Is they want to come back and play for the pro-rated salary the owners are saying we're not gonna make any money this year We're gonna lose money this year Let's do a 50 50 split and that's how we can get baseball going But the owners in baseball do this funny little tricky thing where they say they're gonna lose money And then they don't show anyone how they're gonna lose money. Mm-hmm So they don't actually open their books. They don't actually tell you okay This is actually what it looks like they just cry poor and say it's got to kind of come out of your pockets too And now I think billionaire should pay for their own fucking rosters Well, and now we got the whole stupid you know like other billionaires coming to I mean JB Pritzker the governor of Illinois Coming to bat for the billionaire owners being like players really have to make some sacrifices here How about the how about the only face him how we just play pan pro rated? It's also crazy because what do you do? There's no salary cap in baseball So now you're saying there's's going to be a salary cap for one year. They signed one year deals at random numbers and then next year they go back to their salary. That's how it works. If you make a concession in a negotiation with a billionaire, chances are he'll probably give you that concession back next year so that he can make less money or she can make less money. So what you're You're saying to me is that this year, if you hypothetically have a contract that pays you $20 million, you're not going to get your $20 million.

6:09.4

You're not even going to get that portion of the salary for the games that you will play. Instead you're going to get a percentage of what your team's roster and the entire salary for your team's roster is based on how much revenue the league is bringing in. Correct. Okay. Yeah that's gonna be a tough sell to the players those I if I were a player

6:27.7

I am sure there will be public pressure to try to get them back to play

6:31.1

I just know I'm not gonna be someone to be in like players you have to take less just because

6:35.9

The the guys are saying that they're the people in charge are saying they're losing money even though

6:40.5

They won't tell you how they're losing money right to open up the books open up the book. Let me see the book

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