Patton Oswalt - Swing It Wherever You Want

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week, comedic genius Patton Oswalt visits Dumb People Town!

Story 1: a grilled chicken dispute.

Story 2 brings us a man who tells investigators he wasn't drinking and driving, but was only drinking bourbon at traffic signals and stop signs.

Story 3 is the tale of a man who can accomplish some wild things with watermelons.

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's a cool show!
0:30.0	Music is the funniest way I've done and take you down.
0:34.6	Stick around, make a sound, underdown, you stomp people down.
0:40.0	Hey, townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town!
0:44.0	Town!
0:45.0	Population you, population patent.
0:47.0	I love that there's only one.
0:49.0	Patent is sort of moving into the area of like losing his last name.
0:54.0	Yeah, we just really just have to say Patent.
0:56.0	No, no, no, it's not.
0:57.0	It's just Patent.
0:58.0	It's just Patent by the way, could be a show.
1:00.0	It's just Patent is you and Raven Simone trying to figure it out.
1:05.0	Just trying to figure it out.
1:06.0	It's high.
1:07.0	Welcome to Generally Pat, you know today we've got some fantastic guests and a couple of cool off summertime recipes.
1:13.0	I would pay to watch Week in Week out, Pat and I was going to want and Raven Simone building IKEA show.
1:21.0	Just a new piece of IKEA.
1:25.0	That's right.
1:27.0	It's just Patent.
1:29.0	It's just Patent.
1:30.0	It's just Patent.
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