Patton Oswalt Sounds Off
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The Daily Beast
4.5 • 686 Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2020
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to The Last Laugh. I'm Matt Wilstein from The Daily Beast, and this is a big one. |
| 0:14.3 | Today, I am joined by one of my all-time favorite comedians and someone I've been wanting to get on this show for a long time, |
| 0:21.8 | Patton Oswald. |
| 0:23.9 | Patton's new stand-up special premieres today on Netflix. |
| 0:27.6 | It's called I Love Everything, which is about as far removed as possible from the title |
| 0:32.4 | of his previous special 2017's Annihilation. |
| 0:36.2 | That major shift in tone reflects how far the comedian has come emotionally since losing his |
| 0:41.0 | wife, the crime writer Michelle McNamara, just over four years ago. |
| 0:45.8 | Last year, Patton turned 50. |
| 0:49.1 | And in this clip from the new special, he breaks down where that puts him in the grand |
| 0:53.3 | scheme of things. |
| 0:55.0 | And if you were to fly a helicopter low over the earth, you know what you would see? |
| 1:00.0 | You'd see people in their 20s gobbling drugs, eating delicious food, having sex. |
| 1:07.0 | People in their 30s with actual jobs making the world run. |
| 1:13.0 | People in their 40s. |
| 1:15.7 | Trying to fuck the 20-year-olds. |
| 1:22.6 | And then us, the gentle, surrendered 50-year-olds on our little futility ovals. |
| 1:29.4 | We've got our earbuds in, listening to podcasts. |
| 1:35.8 | Which are done by 20-year-olds that nobody wants to fuck. |
| 1:42.9 | And then on the podcasts, 30-year-olds are selling boner pills of the 40-year-olds. |
| 1:52.2 | And then way off in the distance are 60-year-olds vaguely afraid of Muslims. |
| 1:58.9 | And that's the world we live in. So don't fight that cycle, folks. |
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