Ms. Fitz Toys.

Doug Hades, candy wrap or squeaky, maybe sticky seats with 50-as-and-hop or curtles in his teeth.

There's still not one that he won't see, but God loves for reals.

Hey everybody, you can see it, so I'm just going to, I'm going to, it's the elephant in the room,

amazing gift bag tonight for the winner and they let him all in game.

Since I started this thing of telling the guests to bring something to give away, so many

of them have been so generous that now it's, it's fucking crazy, how awesome the gift

bag can be full of like, eclectic items, like some things that make sense and then some

stuff that's just like, all right, yeah, that's cool, like one of the guests brought

a pair of shoes that they bought that are the wrong size, so we're going to have to make

sure that that guest plays for someone with that size foot, because otherwise it'll

just be a tragedy, if he wins for somebody that can't wear the shoes, I may guess maybe

he could sign them or something, but everybody brings their stuff and they say, should we

sign it?

And then they start to feel bad, like, well, that's kind of, you know, really assuming

that the winner is going to really be that big of a fan that they care that I sign this

thing, and my feeling is like, you know, don't be so humble about it, just sign it.

So I have a, I have a sharpie with me at all times, because, because people just walk

up to you and they'll be like, oh, I wish I had something, you know, for you to sign

with, and I'll be like, I've got a sharpie, and then next thing, you know, I'm signing

a tit or a dick, and that's, that's the kind of thing that makes my day.

So I have it, I've never signed a penis, but my name is Doug, and I love movies.

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