Hi, my name is Patten Oswald, and I feel relieved about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Relieved.

Relieved.

You thought you were just barely hanging on with me?

Hanging on by my fingertips?

I know you got way bigger people you're hanging out with.

Yes, I do.

When everyone grabs the chocolate chip cookies, you learn to like the oatmeal.

You learn to like the oatmeal cookies.

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose,imb the fence Books and pens

I can tell that we are going to be friends

Because I can tell that we are going to be friends

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend

I'm Conan O'Brien.

Big surprise, joined by Sonom of Sessian.

Hello. Matt Gourley. Hi. And very exciting show today. And I'm excited because

this is a follow-up. You know, every now and then something comes up in a podcast and maybe it

peaks the listener's interest and then we get to follow up with new information that changes the whole story. Do you know what I'm talking about here, man? I do, yeah. Once you take the ball. Well, in an episode not long ago, we were talking about the epic time that Adrardo called Conan the little bitch. Yeah, well, I don't know if it's epic time. It was epic. Maybe the darkest hour. One for the age the history of our history of our nation monumental clutched my pearls

hero of mine and actually we're all reveling in it that yes and just make it clear um we were talking on a certain subject and then edwardo out of nowhere just called me a little bitch

and it wasn't out of nowhere i know out of nowhere. Yeah, I think.

We're going to litigate this again?

Because I'm talking about the time we were talking about that time.

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