Patton Oswalt (Re-Release)
The Three Questions with Andy Richter
Team Coco & Earwolf
4.5 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody. It's Andy Richter. You're listening to the three questions. And today I'm going to pose those three questions to Mr. Patton Oswald, somebody who I have known and loved and enjoyed for many, many years. |
| 0:28.7 | I mean, too many, really. |
| 0:30.3 | It's actually, it's getting tired. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah, we need to inject some new life into the relationship. |
| 0:34.9 | Or take a decade off and make it exciting again. |
| 0:38.0 | Let's just not know each other. |
| 0:40.3 | And then when we see each other at the end, oh, my God, we'll run at each other at a million |
| 0:43.7 | miles an hour when we see each other. |
| 0:44.7 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:45.5 | And then it will explode into a million glitter bombs. |
| 0:50.9 | How are you? |
| 0:52.4 | How are you? |
| 0:53.1 | I'm good, you know. |
| 0:54.5 | I'm trying to, I got, I got COVID last month. |
| 0:58.1 | I've got over it now. |
| 0:59.6 | And you have it. |
| 1:00.6 | And I have it. |
| 1:01.4 | Because we were supposed to do this in person. |
| 1:03.6 | I have never been to the brand new, brand new, shiny Conan podcast studio. |
| 1:13.2 | It's nice. |
| 1:14.2 | Well, I was just there because I thought I was supposed to come there today. |
| 1:17.5 | So I drove there. |
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