Patton Oswalt, Our Close Friend

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4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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The famous PATTON OSWALT finally joins the conversation to discuss an upcoming event with the boys.This episode is sponsored by hims ( www.forhims.com/THEBOYS ).

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0:00.0	So it's me and Jack, Kerwak, and Ashley Benson is there.
0:19.0	And we're in a church and we're just disrespecting everything and we're coming up.
0:24.2	Giving the finger.
0:25.2	Giving the finger to all those crazy windows.
0:29.7	Which by the way, you can't even see out them.
0:32.5	I'm sorry.
0:33.5	What's the point of this window?
0:36.5	You know what I mean?
0:38.0	Like there's this great natural light you could be getting and instead I'm looking at
0:41.5	what?
0:42.5	A guy?
0:43.5	Sometimes like a sheep.
0:45.2	Oh yes, yes.
0:47.5	So I'm pissed and we're coming up with these like insane lemurics in church and they're
0:57.4	filthy as all get out.
0:59.3	Okay.
1:00.3	And the way we'll do it is like, and you can do it to me if you want.
1:04.5	I can take it.
1:05.5	But you come up with like a first line that's kind of maybe even hard to rhyme with and
1:10.6	you just stick it to the person you go, finish it up.
1:14.1	Finish it up.
1:15.1	Okay, so it's not, it's more like against the other person you're with.
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