Patton Oswalt Loves FUN Conspiracy Theories
Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez
Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Roz is over the moon for the return of Patton Oswalt!!! It’s a spirited reunion as the two discuss Australia’s spookiest haunted doll, Baba Vanga’s prophecy of extraterrestrial contact in 2026, and Patton’s favorite fun conspiracy theories.
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:03.0 | What's that at the full of my bed? |
| 0:04.0 | It's spooky and kooky. I'm pretty sure it's dead. |
| 0:20.0 | It's coming this way. Wait a minute. Hey, I'm ghosted. |
| 0:26.3 | I'm Oz Hernandez. |
| 0:30.1 | Eat me, please. |
| 0:32.8 | Hey, boo. It's me, Roz. And welcome to Ghosted by Roz Hernandez, the podcast where I talk to people that I like |
| 0:43.5 | about the paranormal. Patton is back. This is, I think Patton's third time on the show, always love to have |
| 0:53.1 | Baton Oswald on the show. |
| 0:55.5 | And we're going to get into it in just a moment. |
| 0:58.5 | But first, let me read you a ghost story. |
| 1:01.5 | This one comes from a listener named Merit. |
| 1:05.9 | Merit writes. |
| 1:07.4 | Hi, Roz. |
| 1:08.3 | Here's a haunted house story that takes place in the Mississippi Delta in a small town called Leland, |
| 1:16.6 | which is known as the birthplace of Kermit the Frog. Okay, that's major. My grandparents have lived in a house that was passed through my family since my great-great-grandparents in the early 1900s. |
| 1:33.7 | My grandparents possessed the house in either the late 1970s or early 80s. |
| 1:40.7 | They have always assumed the ghost is my great Aunt Carol, who died in the house from cancer in the 1970s. |
| 1:49.8 | Some believe my great-great-grandmother is an additional spirit in the house. |
| 1:55.4 | Almost every person in my family believes the house is haunted, based off of their own personal experiences, as well as |
| 2:03.4 | tall tales passed down. |
| 2:06.7 | The house has a strange energy. |
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