Patton Oswalt | Howie Mandel Does Stuff with Jackelyn Shultz

Howie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast

AMP Digital

Parenting, Kids & Family, Comedy, Society & Culture

3.2 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Patton Peter Oswalt is an American actor and stand-up comedian. He's known for his roles as Spence Olchin in The King of Queens and the adult narrator Adam F. Goldberg in The Goldbergs. Oswalt also voiced Remy the rat in Ratatouille and has said he'd only return for a sequel if filmmaker Brad Bird had a worthwhile story. Oswalt was named after World War II General George S. Patton as a tribute to his father's military service. Shop CANTSTOPGOODBOY here: https://shop.cantstopgoodboy.com/ Bobbys World Merchandise from Retrokid: https://retrokid.ca/collections/bobbys-world Howie Mandel Does Stuff available on every Podcast Platform Visit the Official Howie Mandel Website for more: https://www.howiemandel.com/ Howie Mandel Does Stuff Merchandise available on Amazon.com here https://www.amazon.com/shop/howiemandeldoesstuff Join the "Official Howie Mandel Does Stuff" Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/HowieMandelPodcast/ Thanks to Our Sponsors: Dealing with doctor's appointments and pharmacy lines…I’d rather host a game show where every contestant has the flu. TelyRx steps in to revolutionize your experience. You can order online, get prescriptions from real doctors, and have FDA-approved medications shipped directly to you as soon as the next day. TelyRx truly shows that sometimes, convenience is the best medicine. Head over to TelyRx.com and use code TELYCARES for 15% off your order! Discover a revolutionary approach to well-being that blankets your entire home with the PERL wellness WiFi. This device emits resonant light frequencies to support enhanced energy and recovery at a cellular level for you, your pets, and even your plants. It's designed to be safe, portable, and easy to use, working in the background while you move freely through your space. Click to learn more and use code 'Howie' for a limited-time offer. Tired of managing your gut health with countless pills and capsules? Most probiotics can make supporting your microbiome feel like a part-time job. Thankfully, there's a simpler, more effective way! Quoriom+ Live Probiotics offer an easy, liquid formula that's certified organic, fermented in small batches, and crafted with select botanicals. Each dose delivers 10 active strains designed for effective absorption, supporting healthy digestion, a balanced immune system, and even your mood. Ready to experience the difference? Visit quoriomplus.com and use code HOWIE10 for 10% off and free shipping! Tired of feeling congested and spreading germs? NasalFresh MD offers a drug-free solution to take back control and find relief. Trust me, it's a total game changer! Using powered saline rinsing and suction, it effectively removes mucus for clearer breathing. Plus, its built-in antimicrobial protection defends against 99.9% of stain and odor-causing bacteria, ensuring a clean and comfortable experience. Visit nasalfreshmd.com and use code HOWIE25 for 25% off your order. Say Hello to our house band Sunny and the Black Pack! Follow them here! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BlackMediaPresents TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blackmediapresents Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/01uFmntCHwOW438t7enYOO?si=0Oc-_QJdQ0CrMkWii42BWA&nd=1&dlsi=a9792af062844b4f Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SunnyAndTheBlackPack/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blackmediapresents/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/blackmediapresents Twitter: twitter.com/blackmedia @howiemandel @jackelynshultz @pattonoswalt

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0:00.0	Pat and Oswald.
0:01.0	Sit right there.
0:02.0	There's your tea.
0:03.0	Right before I sit, may I use the restroom really quick? Yes. Two seconds. No. I see what you're doing. No, but that's good. I see what you're doing with your interview subjects. No, that's my daughter. Do not pee on my daughter. Okay, I'm going to send them to be. That's your other podcast. I'm gonna pull it to a commercial really quickly. Let him pee.
0:24.0	Is this live? No. No. But he's live. He's rolling. Go to a commercial. He's gonna piss. Hi, I'm Howie Mandela, and I want to talk to you about something personal. Your gut. Not too personal, so don't panic. Most probiotics come in pills and capsules.
0:38.5	It's like managing your microbiome turns into a part-time job.
0:42.1	Quorum Plus live probiotics are easy liquid formulas.
0:46.5	You get 10 active strains and true support for healthy digestion,
0:49.7	balanced immune system, and even mood.
0:51.9	Head to Quorumplus.com, use code Howie 10 and get 10% off plus free shipping.
0:56.7	Your gut will thank you.
0:57.8	You're welcome.
0:59.6	You're so old school that we'll be back right after this.
1:04.4	Yeah.
1:05.4	The peeing song, the peeing song, the peeing song, the peeing song, the peeing song, the peeing.
1:16.9	What?
1:17.4	I'm not supposed to say that either.
1:18.3	It is to your day.
1:19.6	You could say whatever you want.
1:22.1	He's back from peeing.
1:24.6	He's back from peeing.
1:26.8	He's back from peeing. but he's doing circles, he's back from peeing, he's back from peeing, but he's walking in circles, circles, circles, circles, circles, circles, circles, did he be in circles, circles, circles, circles,
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