Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
Lemonada Media
4.5 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 7 July 2021
⏱️ 101 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You may breathe, you may breathe, you may breathe, oh yeah. |
| 0:06.0 | You may breathe, you may breathe, you may breathe, oh yeah. |
| 0:12.0 | You made it weird with the heat holes. |
| 0:15.0 | What's happening, Weirdos? It's Pat and Oswald returns for the third time to you made it weird. |
| 0:21.0 | And this time he brought the delightful and talented and funny Meredith Salinger. |
| 0:26.0 | They are now hosting their own podcast, which is called Did You Get My Text, which is hilarious and fun and funny, as is this conversation. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm so glad you guys are here to check it out and definitely check out Did You Get My Text as well. |
| 0:41.0 | This episode, we only have one pizza pick, which I'm excited about because it's a great one. |
| 0:45.0 | It's our friends at Ned and Co. If you guys like this show and you want to show your support, as I like to say, this is always free podcast. |
| 0:54.0 | Buy some Ned and Co. That would definitely help us out. |
| 0:58.0 | And it helps me out. I am a huge believer, a huge lover of CBD and Ned and Co makes some of the best quality, great, absolute tasting, clean, perfectly grown CBD in the world. |
| 1:16.0 | They have third party lab reports on who farms their hemp. They are very close watchers of their cold extraction process, even where it's farm. |
| 1:26.0 | They don't get it at some farm that's growing 500 acres of GMO cotton and a little patch of hemp. |
| 1:32.0 | They have hemp specific farmers who are all about the plant, who play music to the plant, who have worm beds and feeding the soil. |
| 1:41.0 | All the things that soil is usually lacking to get an incredibly beneficial plant ally, which is what hemp is. |
| 1:49.0 | For those of you that don't know what CBD is, it's not like marijuana. It doesn't get you stoned. |
| 1:53.0 | I like to say it's my happy juice. It's very subtle. It's almost sub perceptual. It just puts like a happy, easy smile just behind your face. |
| 2:02.0 | I know that doesn't really make sense, but that's how I feel. |
| 2:04.0 | When I take it, I can just feel myself be a little bit quicker to laugh, quicker to focus, quicker to ease into and yield into whatever project I'm sitting down to do. |
| 2:15.0 | So it's not like weed and that it doesn't take you out of the game. You can work on it. You can focus on it. You can read on it. |
| 2:21.0 | You can carry a conversation on it. I'm not good with weed. I love CBD. |
| 2:27.0 | I take it often in the morning when I'm sitting down to work because like I said, it just helps me surrender into the process. |
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