Patron Saints

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🗓️ 29 December 2021

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

A patron saint, patroness saint, patron hallow or heavenly protector is a saint who in Catholicism, Anglicanism, or Eastern Orthodoxy is regarded as the heavenly advocate of a nation, place, craft, activity, class, clan, family, or person.

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0:00.0	Where am I?
0:02.0	Heath and right. Welcome to heaven.
0:07.0	Oh, I'm dead?
0:09.0	Yes, your podcasting partner thought you were doing an episode on lead-based paints this weekend.
0:15.0	Yeah, yep, yep. That tracks.
0:17.0	But since you're up here and your episode was actually about patron saints,
0:23.0	would you like to meet a few of them?
0:25.0	Oh, well, I was actually going to ask about fuck stuff.
0:28.0	Fuck stuff, but you know, sure. I guess that's a cool idea.
0:31.0	Yeah, hello.
0:32.0	Wow, hello. You are smudgy.
0:37.0	Oh, yes.
0:38.0	I'm Catherine of the ashes.
0:40.0	I never bathed, washed my whole life because of my drizzling mental illness.
0:45.0	And now I'm the patron saint of the poor.
0:49.0	Cool.
0:51.0	Cool.
0:53.0	Seems actually a little troubling in context, because, you know,
0:57.0	hello. Welcome to heaven, good sir.
1:00.0	Hi, it's okay.
1:01.0	You're like a general.
1:02.0	Yes, indeed, saints, patronists.
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