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I've got to do a burn.

I'm kind of intimidated by it. Ooh, your first burn? Yeah. Yeah. I'm scared because I did burn down two acres of forest as a child. Really? What? This is a story. I'm a fire bandit. He has a catch-22 drinking game. Drink every time a name gets mispronounced. Be drunk by the end of most episodes and hospitalized by the time you guys quit saying Caleb Farley. Baseball strike zone is subjective. It's different for every bad. But what I'm saying, no, it is it. It's my, your strike zone is your strike zone. Paul Perillo's strike zone is defined, right? Right? You're right. Is it? You're right. I mean, I don't think it's the same.

Tennis is not the same as a baseball strike zone.

About five minutes later.

But Paul Perillo's strike zone can be defined, right?

No.

Why can it be?

I think Bill Russell would still be good no matter what.

Well, he's old and he's dead. That's the older, is he dead. This is Patriots Unfiltered. Presented by Toyota's official website for deals by a Toyota.com. Patriots Unsilter. All right, welcome to another edition of Patriots Unfiltered. That's right. Deuce in the host chair. Fred is on vacation. But don't worry, we got the three amigos. Is that one? Or Pee Pee and the Deuce with Lizarre. Signed on our special guest today. Hello. And introducing Evan Lizarre. Yes, introducing. Never been here before. No, it's Tuesday here at Gillette Stadium, and we're grinding through the offseason, guys.

It's a little bit of Patriots news and we're grinding through the offseason, guys.

It's a little bit of Patriots news today, but otherwise I feel like we've hit the void,

and this is where kind of all the draft research piles up, and you start, silly season starts

to happen, you start to get stupid rumors or things about guys getting pushed down the board.

Do we have any good stupid rules?

No, not yet.

I'm all for a stupid rumor. But isn't this the time usually when you hear about, well, you know, this guy's got a terrible attitude? Actually, I think Jordan Tyson's the one getting it right now. He's got out of B.A. Yeah, I felt like there was a Daniel Jeremiah clip where it seemed like he was holding back a little bit that he might be maybe a little soft but this is whenever all that news starts coming out the rumors trying to push guys up and down

the board but i don't know about you guys i i feel like i'm starting to get a little bit antsy for

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