There were two significant sporting events that took place in the greater New York City area on Thursday night, August 21st.

The one that really mattered involved your Boston Red Sox taken down the evil empire, six to three, as the Roman Empire, I should say, rather, absolutely crapped all over one in the ninth jacking it out to

write for his first home run in his first game in the Bronx the other one involved the

Patriots playing a thoroughly meaningless football game in North Jersey losing by a score of

42 to 10 and nobody really cared God bless each and every one of you that's awake as we record this live.

Six Rings and Football Things recap of a thoroughly useless pretend season game.

Thank God that game is over.

Thank God the preseason is over.

And thank God this episode will be over just a few minutes.

Here we go six rings

recap of the preseason finale in jersey hit the pre-recorded stuff guy hey whatever

it takes man it's all about winning all right winning on three one two three win celebrating the

heroes of foxborough's past.

Anna with a good block.

Look at Grover.

Watch the block of number 73 John Hanna.

The champions of the Dynastic era.

Matt of Minuterry, booms of 40.

Eight-yard field goal and the Patriots of Super Bowl champion. The Patriots of tomorrow.

We're going to remove entitlement from our football team.

We're going to earn the right to be here every single day.

And the fans whose faith never wavers.

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