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🗓️ 15 February 2023
⏱️ 27 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, welcome, Winter All, to the Late Show. |
0:03.0 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:05.0 | I just want to start off. |
0:06.0 | I'm going to start off. |
0:08.0 | Everybody over here. |
0:09.0 | Everybody out there. |
0:10.0 | I just want to say Happy Valentine's Day. |
0:12.0 | Or, or as flowers call it, the purge. |
0:16.0 | Now, for those of you out there who got sweets |
0:18.0 | from your sweetheart this year, good news, |
0:20.0 | because the latest research says that consuming |
0:22.0 | cocoa does provide health benefits thanks to something called |
0:25.0 | flavanoles, but most chocolate bars don't contain enough of it. |
0:28.0 | That's true. |
0:29.0 | Some of the most popular chocolate bars don't have enough. |
0:32.0 | For instance, the main ingredients in the Snickers bar |
0:34.0 | are peanuts, caramel, and vein. |
0:37.0 | And, well, upsetting. |
0:40.0 | Well, upsetting. |
0:41.0 | Well, upsetting. |
0:42.0 | Well, it's a lot of fun. |
0:43.0 | It's a lot of fun. |
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