I've just been on a streak of not being home any later than I told my wife at the beginning of the day all week, and I want to keep that up.

And podcast day is always the day where I end up like 30 minutes late.

Your marriage is performance-based. No, it's not. It's just I like keeping my promises. We have this little, it's not a big deal. Our marriage is very healthy. We just have this tally sheet that we just keep up in the living room and it's just every time I do something wrong, there's just a mark that's made in my column. And if I have enough of those, then I get a red card, a green card. It's all very above board. If I'm under a certain threshold, I get a green card. And every green card I get to redeem so we can go out to eat. Yes, and I get to treat.

I get a little Hershey kiss.

Welcome to The Crunch.

The only podcast dealing in nursery rhymes and federal crimes. It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick. I'm the nursery rhymes happen. And I'm the federal crime. Stick them up.

Here come. I've got a Smith and Wesson for you brother And we're at the Fed

And it's a Drake and Josh goes Hollywood

And we're going to steal from the treasury

Gaggagga

I have you been

Have you been making up nursery rhymes

For your little guy

All the time

Dude it's so fun

There once was a boy named Peter Gregory.

Bunked his head and lost his memory.

Went to the store to find some melodies.

Then he was sad.

That always ends like that.

I just do that every, like every five minutes.

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