In the last year, but mostly last week on the Sonic Truth Dynasty podcast.

He's past the age apex. He'll be 29 soon, Dave. And then once he's 29, he's going to be 30 soon.

And then once he's 30, he's going to be out the league!

I almost want to give myself a correct sound effect for that.

And...

Greg Williams, with fake glasses and fake hair and a fake goatee playing the movie villain defensive coordinator role.

And he was a college compiler.

Yeah, well guess what?

So was Melvin Gordon.

And they compile all those yards in college. Yeah, well guess what? So was Melvin Gordon.

And they compile all those yards in college.

Because they're good!

That's how they compile them!

Sorry, Mike, what were you saying?

Hey, maybe take a chance on a guy who's not 5-8.

And!

According to Reddit, I am public enemy number one.

Well, I have a message for all you Redditites.

You don't matter. Did you ever consider going on steroids and auditioning for

W. W. W. E print off your whining diatribe, roll it up and shove it up your ass.

And beat the eggs, but not too vigorously, just a light beating.

And they will be, oh, oh, so fluffy.

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