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Hello from the teeny tavern.

A sometimes released podcast from the magical land of food.

I'm your host, Momo the Mouse, with Human Strength.

If you've never listened to the show, here's everything you need to know.

Ten years ago, my co-worker, Arnie, fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago.

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