Patreon Teaser: You Don't Know Jax (Vanderpump Rules S1 E3 Recap)
Turtle Time
Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata
4.7 ⢠603 Ratings
šļø 25 April 2023
ā±ļø 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This one's for you tonight. |
| 0:04.0 | Okay, let's get started. |
| 0:06.0 | Just raise your glasses high. |
| 0:12.0 | This one's sweet turtle time. |
| 0:16.0 | So I thought this scene was very remarkable because Kristen and Katie are planting the Jacks flag very early as defenders of Jacks. |
| 0:26.9 | They are so stunned that Stasi would break up with Jacks. |
| 0:31.3 | They're like, you guys were the quintessential couple. |
| 0:34.1 | You guys are, I thought you would get married. |
| 0:36.1 | You'd make the cutest babies. I was like, what do you guys see? Katie says in all honesty, she says, I thought you guys were i thought you'd get married you'd make the cutest babies i'm like what do you guys |
| 0:38.4 | say katie's is in all honesty she says i thought you guys were maybe a couple years away from |
| 0:42.5 | marriage it's like what jacks and stossi so so wild to me and then they are they are like |
| 0:50.3 | reminiscing on better times christmas is the funniest thing i've ever heard in my life. She's like, do you remember that time when you guys were like Barbie and Ken and Jacks picked you up in that convertible and you had your pigtails in and your hair was just blowing and you guys hopped in and you guys drove somewhere? I think it was Palm Springs. And she just has this like nostalgia for this weird. |
| 1:16.2 | And Stasi's like has like her mouth agape. Like what are you guys fucking talking about? |
| 1:27.0 | Like can you stop? Stasi is so stunned by their reaction to this. And I, my question is why do they have such a reverence for Jacks right now it's really weird is it is it tied |
| 1:28.6 | into their boyfriends right they want this they want this they want this friend yeah they want this |
| 1:33.7 | friend's dynamic but still it's like you have to see that jacks is not like at least not perfect right |
| 1:38.7 | i mean that's the crazy thing is because it becomes very clear obviously as the season and seasons go on, that Jacks is like an insane person. Right. But I'm like, did they not know that yet? Yeah, do they have any, yes, right. Do they have any evidence of Jack's cheating on Stasi yet? They must not because they really think he is like a great boyfriend. We see later in this episode. Yeah, like he's like, you know, doing his, getting his lie on. Totally. Totally. He like is vehemently denying it, which now I've been, Jacks has been in the mix, nonstop post-scandal ball, like giving his two cents. And now that he's trying to say he's a family man, he keeps saying, I'm a terrible liar, I'm a terrible liar. And I'm like, I mean, you're terrible in that you always get caught, but like you're fairly convincing in that you like really try and say that that's the truth. Yeah, you hold steadfast to your life forever, which breaks anybody down. Because you're like, okay, this guy will just not not admit the truth. Yes, he is a total liar. He's lying throughout this entire episode. It's, yeah, it's wild to watch. But he is sort of a actory liar. Like when he's lying, I can kind of like see it. Yeah. He's very worked up. I will say, I guess, especially in these early seasons, like lying is kind of the entire show. |
| 2:53.5 | Yes, lying and cheating. |
| 2:54.6 | The show is about lying. |
| 2:56.3 | Yes, it really is. |
| 2:57.9 | And you're just lying. |
| 2:58.9 | And you're trying to find out the truth. |
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