This one's for you tonight.

Okay, let's get started.

Then Katie goes, so what, anything notable happened?

And Schwartz goes, I don't know.

Tom Sandoval thinks that something might have happened with Jax,

but I don't really know the details, so you should ask him.

Fully, fully, fully taking a bullet for Jax.

Yeah.

It will not say one word that Jax did something. Right. Even though he heard the sounds of Jacks' lovemaking in the bathroom. Yeah, Katie said he's not supposed to have bro code. He's supposed to have Katie code. Yeah. I mean, Schwartz's like tight-lipped, you know, anti-snitching policy towards Jacks is something to behold. Iron-clad. Iron-clad. But luckily, Sandoval enters mere seconds later. Sandoval goes, I am done keeping secrets for this man who would betray me at any point in my life, which is true. Totally true. Jacks, what, Jacks already did it. We saw it with shorts. If Jack saw any of them do anything with another woman while they were in a relationship, he would scream it from the rooftops. Yeah. Yeah. So Sandoval walks in and like the first words out of his mouth are, he fucked the shit out of a girl in the bathroom. Yeah. She wasn't hot at all. Katie goes, wait, she wasn't even hot? He goes, no, not at all.

She was a bootleg. And she wasn't hot at all. Katie goes, wait, she wasn't even hot?

He goes, no, not at all.

She was a bootleg chick.

Disgusting.

And then in his confessional, Schwartz is like,

The noises I heard painted quite the soundscape in my mind.

Which is like the most like Schwartzy way of speak.

Yeah. He says some very eloquent, beautiful things about some of the most disgusting Schwartzy way of speak. Yeah.

He says some very eloquent beautiful things about some of the most disgusting things he's ever heard.

Also he says, I don't want to unleash my lips against Jacks because he's probably got a little shit on me.

So that.

Why would he say that?

I don't know.

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