This one's for you tonight.

Okay, let's get started.

Just find your glasses, this one's

Turtle time.

Hello, my Villa Rosa VIPs.

Hi, BBs. Hi, babies.

We are starting right off the bat, just wanted to say we love you so much.

Amy and I snuck into a secret shed that Lisa and Ken never use on the Villa Rosa estate,

and we're recording this episode right now live in a shed. Yeah, luckily my voice is very quiet and they'll never find us. And for me it's the opposite. So I have to keep my voice down

because if I hear Ken yelling, I am going to scream like crazy and run out of here. He's going to

knock you spark out. Oh, knock your spark out.

If I hear anything about knocking my spark out, I am out of here.

So I'm going to keep my voice down in this little shed.

But what we are going to talk about is Vanderpump rules from the very beginning, starting at Season 1, Episode 1.

So this is for our Patreon listeners.

If you love us so much, you needed more of us.

This is the Patreon feed for you.

This is where Amy and I go nuts deep in Vanderpump rules.

That's right.

You can buy your way into the shed and join us for these very detailed conversations starting

from the very beginning.

We want this to seem like you are sitting in the chair across from us and we just made

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