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Patreon Teaser: Tooth or Consequences (Vanderpump Rules S2 E1 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 12 June 2023

ā±ļø 14 minutes

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Summary

Amy and Riley are back and starting their Vanderpump Rules season 2 journey. The beginning of the iconic era. In this episode, Scheana has a horrific tooth emergency and then celebrates a wonderful birthday at the bar across from the beautiful Fratelli Cafe. Scheana learns that friends are easier to lose than a child's baby tooth. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.0

Just raise your glasses high.

0:13.0

This once we turn off time.

0:17.0

Sheena's wearing like a, I don't know how to describe it, like a toddlers and tiara's sort of prom-tut-to dress. Wait, okay, so she didn't, did she wear the dress? Did she wear the dress that? I think they wore that to the daytime portion. Yeah, I didn't see it. And then it changed. Okay, so she wanted to dress a little more fun. Yeah. It starts off, so I'll just say this, Shea's behavior and this party is really strange.

0:44.1

It's giving pills.

0:45.6

It's giving I'm in my Xanax blackout like Tom Sandoval at the Moroccan lounge or whatever.

0:52.7

Shea first goes up to Stasi and disrespectfully starts drinking her drink with no words.

1:00.3

It doesn't explain himself.

1:02.0

Yeah, he's like, what are you drinking?

1:04.0

She's like, a skinny margarita, and then he just starts drinking it.

1:07.2

And Stasi's like in a nice way.

1:09.4

She's actually being pretty nice.

1:10.4

She's really nice to him, actually. Yeah, like she could have gone in on him because these drinks are probably expensive. Yeah. He's not loaded. He drinks her drink. She doesn't want to drink Shay's backwash. She goes, you're going to buy me a new drink. And he just like stumbles away from her, just leaving carnage in his wake. Oh, oh, oh, oh. And then Sheena starts to open a present

1:30.5

she got from Pandora. And it is shoes, what would you say, that have some bedazzled shoes.

1:40.0

And Katie cannot help but make fun of it. Even though she is so teen Pandora, she can't help but make fun of those shoes. Yeah, she says, Pandora usually has better taste than that. She said, you're not Liberace. Why would you wear those? Yeah, you're not Liberace. And then the whole time, Sheena wants Shea to see the shoes that she got. So while Shea is drinking Stasi's drink, Sheena is screaming, Shea, Shea, She like making him, commanding him to come over there. And she says a comment about how these would be great wedding shoes. Yeah. And I'm just going to say, Shea is sort of acting like he's like lobotomized in the scene. Yeah, for sure. There's like no words. He can't, he can barely, yeah, he can't speak. Yeah, he's a bit of a slug. He has no emotion. You've got to watch this episode just to see how Shea acts at this party. It's definitely like one of the moments that like when shit goes down later that you can call back and be like you didn't see it coming yeah then Kristen and a sandoval who were not really invited i mean like

2:42.7

i guess they got a soft invite pandy was being nice or whatever pandi hates christin and chena

2:47.6

by way of you know supporting lVP and them also hates her.

2:52.8

Yeah.

2:53.0

So there's nothing worse than arriving to a party where you, like, weren't really, you know,

2:56.9

invited and you're just going because you, like, have to go.

2:59.4

Yeah.

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