Patreon Teaser: Too Little, Too Late (Vanderpump Rules S4 E18 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Katie and Stassi test the waters of becoming friends again despite Scheana, Jax, and Lisa's warnings. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This one's for you tonight.
0:04.3	Okay, let's get started.
0:06.4	We get Jacks, some of my favorite moments,
0:08.9	Jacks just being the worst bartender in history.
0:11.6	I think what he said,
0:12.7	that the people he was talking to ordered a Metropolitan.
0:15.5	Yeah.
0:15.8	What is that?
0:17.4	Metropolitan.
0:18.5	I've had that.
0:19.7	Not to be confused of the Cosmopolitan?
0:21.5	Yeah, let me check.
0:22.2	But he goes, do you really want a Metropolitan? All right, I'll figure it out. Yeah. And then he goes, here you go. I just put some shit in a glass. I hope you like it. Classic Metropolitan. It's brandy. Oh. I think that those people were kind of trolling him. Yeah.
0:36.3	Two ounces of brandy, sweet vermouth, simple syrup, and aromatic bitter.
0:40.8	It's not even that bad. What hell? That sounds nasty. I don't like brandy either. I didn't really like a Cosmo, to be honest, that bad. Well, I don't like vodka, so. Me neither. We've talked about this. We have on the Patreon.
1:44.2	And then he goes, you'll figure it out. And then Schwartz comes over looking like what the cat dragged in. He's like, God, I've had a hard time with Katie. And then LVP goes, what are you two gossiping about? And she's like, Jacks, get the fuck out of here. Go help those people. Yeah. And then Tom goes... Tom goes, one of the storylines this episode, Lisa, is that Katie sent me rage text. And Lisa goes, oh my gosh. Well, okay, then, darling, well, you two fight like cats and dogs. And the Jax goes, here's a rosé for you, Lisa. And she's like, she's act all shocked. And then she's like, actually, I think I need it. I will have a sip. And then she always like acts like she doesn't really drink on the job. You know, like she's like, she kind of tries to like keep it tight. I didn't know what she was doing there. Yeah, just a sip. And then, and then Schwartz goes, I'm going to need a beer for what's going on with Katie.
1:48.6	She's in Palm Springs.
1:50.0	And Jack's goes, what the hell?
1:52.9	What the hell are you talking about?
1:54.5	The timing of that is horrible.
1:56.6	And Lisa goes, the timing?
2:00.3	This is the weirdest scene. Lisa goes, the timing? This is the weirdest scene.
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