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Patreon Teaser: This Is a Break-Up (Vanderpump Rules S1 E2 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 17 April 2023

ā±ļø 7 minutes

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Summary

Amy and Riley recap the second episode of Vanderpump Rules - "This Is a Break-Up" and mourn the end of Stassi and Jax's iconic relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:05.8

Just phrase your glasses.

0:09.9

Just raise your glasses high.

0:13.5

This once we turn all time.

0:16.5

So, so I get a glimmer of hope here that we're going to salvage this episode.

0:24.4

And it comes from, first of all, we're watching a historical pride parade, the first one ever captured on Vanderpump Rules.

0:31.2

Yeah.

0:31.6

Which I liked.

0:33.1

Then we get, what's it called?

0:36.7

Sunscreen Gate. Yeah. The biggest thing to happen in this episode and the entire thing they talk about for the full episode. And it is that Jacks asked Sheena if she could put sunblock on him, right? Is that, is that? Yeah, she claims he asked. I don't know if we exactly see the exchange. I thought I may be too nervous and I didn't see him ask either.

0:55.3

She says he asked.

0:56.2

Yeah.

0:56.8

We just see from afar her rubbing the lotion on the skin lest he gets those again.

1:03.7

Yeah, for real.

1:05.0

And then they go to this scene.

1:06.8

You know, we see Sheena rubbing jacks with sunscreen which i forgot was such a big moment i mean

1:12.3

and stossie's like screaming from like a hundred yards away she's like inappropriate

1:17.3

so inappropriate so inappropriate all the witches of weho are like in a tizzy they're like

1:25.2

their heads are exploding she's's got Kristen fired up.

1:28.4

Kristen's about ready to run over there and pull Sheena off the float mid pride.

1:32.8

It is like, they are going nuts that has happened.

1:35.4

And Sheena couldn't have done it in a less sexual way.

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