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Patreon Teaser: The Trouble with Triplets (Vanderpump Rules S5 E19 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 25 November 2024

ā±ļø 7 minutes

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Summary

Jax Taylor wants to surprise Tom Schwartz by flying out all of his triplet brothers to be there on his wedding day. But Jax is about to find out that not everything good comes in threes!  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

you tonight.

0:02.4

Okay, let's get started.

0:04.5

There is so much triplet related humor, or not humor, but this has almost, this has like

0:11.2

a sitcom premise in a way.

0:14.7

There is so much talk of getting these wrangling these triplets.

0:18.6

Like they are like, you can't get them in one place. They're doing all those switcherooes. Like you can't get them in one place they're doing

0:21.6

all those switchoeroos like you can't talk to them on uh they don't have three different phones they'll

0:26.2

have one phone they all live in a triple bunk bed in one room it's like it's almost a little too

0:31.4

much but i absolutely love it because jacks and the triplets is i think my almost one of my favorite dynamics in the history of pop culture.

0:43.0

The way Jacks talks about those boys, him getting frustrated with them, the way he takes ownership over them, the way that he looks more responsible than them and loves lording over them that he's a responsible adult and not

0:55.3

those boys. Everything about it is just so funny to me. And you don't even, you barely, they're

0:59.9

not even in this episode. No, they aren't shown. They're also like probably, I assume, like,

1:06.2

in their late 20s. I think so. At this point, I'm guessing Billie and Brandon are about 29 years old apiece,

1:13.7

the same, you know, obviously the same day. Minutes apart. Minutes apart. And then though,

1:18.5

it's funny is that, like, Jacks almost handles it like a sitcom. Like, he, he goes through all of the, like,

1:26.4

drama you could have about this in every scene he's having.

1:29.1

And then they even try to spread it out to other scenes.

1:31.9

And it's like it's not that big of a deal.

1:34.6

Yeah.

1:35.0

I know.

1:35.9

They like spend something like $1,500 split between two of them.

1:41.2

And I'm like, okay, like you're acting like you spent like a million dollars. Right. And also

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