Patreon Teaser: The Five Hive
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to our brand new Patreon bonus episode, The Five Hive! Every Sunday, your favourite Ramblers will be debating their favourite fives. From the best football club quirks, to our top five foods at football grounds - we'll have the lot. Today, Pete reveals all about his truly bizarre matchday experience in Japan...
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody, Marcus here. I'd like to introduce you to our latest Patreon series, The |
| 0:05.4 | Five Hive. Every Sunday I'll be joined in the hive by your favourite ramblers to discuss |
| 0:10.2 | their favourite fives. From the best football club quirks to our top five foods at football |
| 0:15.4 | grounds, we'll have the lot. On today's episode, I am joined by Andy and Pete to discuss |
| 0:20.8 | their favourite football matches they've attended. Pete picked a match in Japan, of course, |
| 0:26.3 | and in this clip, you'll hear him talking about the rather explicit snack he bought on |
| 0:30.0 | his way home from the game. To hear the full episode, sign up to our Patreon via the link |
| 0:34.5 | in the show description, but in the meantime, enjoy your dive into The Five Hive. |
| 0:39.2 | And Pete, are you next choice? I'm going to go for 20th September 2014, |
| 0:47.8 | Vent Freckoff in Jair League 1 against Vistil Corbe, the 1-2-0 and I got lost on a |
| 0:54.6 | train, tried to go and see FC Tokyo, got on the wrong train, ended up around Mount Fuji |
| 0:59.4 | somewhere in a place called Kofu. And it just so happened that the train that I was on |
| 1:07.8 | took me to a town that I also had a Jair League match on. I'll just get off here and I'll |
| 1:15.8 | get off here and I'll watch this football match. And it was just like watching football |
| 1:21.9 | on an alien planet because it was just like the food was just off the scale, amazing. |
| 1:30.2 | People would just leave their wallets by their side and go to the toilet and come back. |
| 1:35.2 | And you might have been a ballets, didn't you? I have to teach them what the rest of |
| 1:39.2 | the world is like. I have to teach them. I don't want to do it, Marcus. |
| 1:43.7 | I'm only doing it because I love you. They've been criminally naive and I need to teach them. |
| 1:48.5 | It was like that scene in train spotting when you get all the cards. |
| 1:51.2 | Train spot 2. When you get all the cards. And I think it's just senior was the one who's |
| 1:57.9 | scored the second goal. Oh, Brazilian journey, but in Japan. |
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