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Patreon Teaser: The D Pic (Vanderpump Rules S5 E11 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 30 September 2024

ā±ļø 14 minutes

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Summary

Kristen Doute performs a legendary sketch comedy showcase at the Hollywood Improv, but unfortunately she uses a photo of Jax Taylor's penis as one of the props. But that won't stop Katie Maloney from having her bridal shower in Eagle Rock! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.1

So then we get Lala visiting James, and it's become clear that James has replaced booze with ice cream and sweets.

0:14.4

He is, I love this ice cream era.

0:16.6

I actually like James because even though he's not being filmed a lot, he is still, you can tell, adhering to this sober lifestyle at this point because he thinks that his life is in shambles because of what Lisa, you know, what happened with his job. So he's still committed to it. And also she catches him reading a gigantic book. Did you see that book when she walks in? Yeah. He implied it was like learning about music or something. Yeah, he goes, it's an encyclopedia of musical knowledge. And you could see his thumb. It was halfway through it. So he was reading like, it was a full when he went to put it back. It was A through Z, the Encyclopedia of Musical

0:54.3

Knowledge. And he was on like M. Wow. Bring back the encyclopedia. Honestly, it would be good to

1:00.5

have those for like the apocalypse when we can't get online. And you just want to look up everything.

1:06.2

Yeah, you're right. You don't think we'll have online access.

1:12.1

Never know.

1:12.8

The grid could go down.

1:13.8

I just remembered that we had an encyclopedia, like a big one, like really thick.

1:20.1

And I'm old enough that I remember using it.

1:23.7

Yeah.

1:24.1

Oh, yeah.

1:24.9

Oh, I use it too.

1:26.0

That's like crazy.

1:27.0

I haven't thought about that in so long.

1:29.2

Yeah. I remember I had to go to like, I had to do a book report on like, I think it was either, I think it was Ethiopia.

1:35.1

And I had to go to the library for a full day and check out E.

1:39.5

It's like a bibliography. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember that. So I would like that James was reading the encyclopedia of musical knowledge. And then James goes, do you want some ice cream like you said? Yeah. And Lala goes, I'm a goddamn grown up and I want some liquor. Kind of not appreciating that James is sober and offered her ice cream. No, she's like bullying him into drinking. Like, she's like, you don't have anything at all. And he's like, I've been really like chilling lately trying not to do that. And he's like, I probably have some whiskey somewhere. And she's like, all right, I want to do a shot. And then she's like giving him shit where she's like you used to pop bottles like now you're lame like i'm like bitch shut

2:22.9

up like we don't approve of this type of uh behavior you know anymore no but also i like james

2:31.2

keeps doing those um ice cream um turns of phrase or what are those keeps doing those ice cream turns of phrase.

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