I was like friends with people in frets sororities, but it was pretty ghastly.

I remember I was like determined one time to go.

There was this one frat when I was at Gettysburg called Teak and they were like the elite guy

frat, guy frat, the frat.

And there was like all the hot, richest guys, not a guy frat, a girl frat and a guy frat.

And there were rumors that they once had a scale party.

Girls had to weigh themselves to get in.

I don't like that at all.

Right.

I don't know if that was true.

That's like New Zealand air.

What?

Did you read that?

New Zealand air is making every passenger weigh themselves before they get on the plane.

No.

They're making them weigh you have to step on a scale and the flight attend and see the

numbers.

That's you know what I would do.

I would go.

I was like, I'd smash their heads with each other.

Did you see by the way?

Finish them and rip their throats out and feast on their inner.

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