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Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. And then someone, that's a crazy thing is 37 times, he's fucked someone who has been like,

I hear you have 35 kids, but I would love to make it an even 36. What say you? And he goes,

hell yeah. Of course he said hell yeah. Like someone met him at one point and they were like,

oh my God, you have desired 23 children.

You go, yeah, and they go, how about 24?

And he goes, sure, and they go, amazing.

Like even at like 13, someone was like, 14?

Like every step along the way, there have been many times where the brakes could have been pumped and they could both parties could have been like,

huh, maybe that's enough and I'm sure if this guy's

fucking 37 times like think how much he must be

fucking if he's if 37 of those times have yielded children this kind must be

fucking like three times a day. Yeah. He's balancing a lot of like

cream pies. He is breeder. He is.

Do you think he warns people he's like I like I need to I need to bring it like he's more is his aim to breed. Is it like he's more, is his aim to breed and then have them or is he just like super, like are his sperm just like potent

fucking Olympic champion sperm?

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Yeah.

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