Patreon Teaser: The Bitch is Back (Vanderpump Rules S4 E13 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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As Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor's birthday trip devolves into a drunken nightmare, Stassi Schroeder comes back into the Vanderpump Rules universe like a powerful beam of pure light. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:25.9	Okay, let's get started.
0:27.6	Okay, so I love this energy.
0:30.9	Lala is in bed and this part is sad.
0:36.1	Lala got berated by all of the cast members so much that she basically has to go to bed. And I want to say this. They all go check on her, James, Faith and Max, her friends. And then, so Lala has it to deal with so much. Katie calling her out. Jack's lying to her face. What else does she had to deal with? James, being a pest. Yeah. And then he really is a sex pest. Yeah, sex pest.
0:54.7	I didn't even want to say it.
0:55.8	I wasn't sure.
0:57.0	I thought for a second this was going to be when she had a bottle, but I think that's later.
1:01.4	No, she has a bottle with Sheena at a different event.
1:04.7	This is not it.
1:05.7	And then I have to say, Lala has to take one more horrific thing happening to her, which is that she wants
1:13.4	to go to sleep. Well, first she talks about how Jacks is a liar and how that's how serial killers are,
1:19.0	the way that he lied to her. Yeah, she's crying and she tries to call her mom. Yeah, she goes, I want to call
1:25.0	my mom so bad. And I really, I get this. I mean, not a lot of people, even if you're a reality TV gold, it would be hard for someone to be subjected to this onslaught and remain even keeled, I think. Yeah, she doesn't really have like allies or, you know, she's kind of on her own. And one of her allies is goddamn James. And she goes, okay, I'm ready to go to sleep she's kind of on her own and one of her allies is god damn james yeah and she goes
1:46.1	okay i'm ready to go to sleep she kind of lets james sleep in her bed even though she doesn't want to
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