I love my chickens, more like pets really, but with a bird flu outbreak, I was confused about how many you had to own before the new measures apply.

100? 10? Or just one?

It doesn't matter how many, or what kind of birds you keep, you must take action to keep them safe, from housing birds to keeping areas clean and changing footwear.

Search Gov.uk forward slash bird flu to find out how you can protect your birds.

She's like this big, titted, tall, hot blonde who left her husband, but he was still giving her 50,000 a month and support.

She's really rich and she's just dominated this group of people and they worship cats.

Every member has to house 20 cats and take care of them because they're divine.

Everyone's house is smell like shit. She's 90 cats or something.

She also is obsessed with Scotland and wanted to move there. She was using dating profiles to try to find Scottish men.

She's like my harp along with Scotland and she wanted her kids in her and their compound to move to the Highlands.

This is like my cult would be instead of cats, we worship pugs.

Everyone has to have like 12 pugs at night say 6.

6 at minimum.

I want the pugs to be happy and I want people to be happy with the pugs.

So I think 6 and then I can come anytime and like borrow it.

Instead of like fucking your wife or your husband, I just come and collect a pug and I take them into my house for a while.

And then if I get sick of them, I just give them back to you and then take another pug.

But I want everyone to breed pugs and we're looking for like the cutest pugs of all time.

And then we breed pugs and sell them at a premium.

And then we move the...

Serious puppy milk cold?

Yeah, and then we move.

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