Patreon Teaser: Surlesque (Vanderpump Rules S2 E5 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Amy and Riley recap Guillermo celebrating the horniest 45th birthday in history. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	At Accardo, you'll save 25% on your first shop and get free delivery,
0:04.6	which means if you were to buy a four cheese pizza,
0:07.3	you'd basically be getting one of the cheeses for free.
0:10.2	Save and splurge at Arcado, the online supermarket.
0:12.9	Geographical and other restrictions.
0:14.5	Minimum spend, 60 pounds and charges apply.
0:16.6	New customers only, maximum saving 20 pounds terms at Accardo.com.
0:23.8	Okay. new customers only maximum saving 20 pounds terms at akado.com you tonight.
0:25.9	Okay, let's get started.
0:33.1	Just raise your glasses high.
0:36.2	This once we turn off time. You know, Stasi and Kate are like, I do not want to wear those pasties.
0:40.4	And then Lisa tries on the pasties over her tank top.
0:43.3	And she's shimmying around.
0:45.6	She goes, there's life in this old dog yet.
0:50.8	Yeah.
0:51.6	Yeah.
0:52.0	First of all, Lisa wanted them to wear tassels to where they put the thing over her nipples.
0:58.5	They completely cover your nipple and then it's this long thing with a bell on it and you spin it around and right and it rings a bell, right?
1:05.4	Yeah, but Natalie was horrified.
1:06.9	She was like, that is not the vibe.
1:08.7	No.
1:08.8	And Lisa goes, she's bloody French.
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