PATREON TEASER: SUBS 05 - Numbers (Part 1)

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🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland. Then in Numbers, a restless God’s gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surprise census. Using an exhausted Moses and Golden Boy Aaron as official recorders, God divides the Israelites into various tribes, including the Levites, who are tasked with handling their Almighty’s demented furnishing ideas. Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:33.7	In no many part today, he-ho.
0:39.3	Well, we're back.
0:42.2	We're back in a holy place.
0:45.4	Christ was seen, in fact.
0:46.3	Where?
0:47.4	In Switzerland.
0:48.4	Where?
0:49.7	In an AI.
0:50.7	Oh.
0:52.3	Everything is going down in Switzerland.
0:54.4	They're kind of ahead of the curve.
0:56.0	You can kill yourself there.
0:56.5	Yeah.
0:59.5	You can get strangled in the woods in a pod there.
1:04.8	You can hoard money there and evade taxes there.
1:09.3	And Christ is now in the AI spectrum.
1:12.6	So in Lucerne, it a... Don't you have a friend from Lucerne?
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