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SUBS Ep. 3: Exodus

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Tv Reviews

4.63.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune. Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egyptian royal family, is raised with virtually no knowledge of the suffering his true people endure. But as he reaches adulthood, one unplanned murder of an Egyptian guard sends Moses fleeing into the desert, where he marries and is eventually visited by God in his drag persona (a burning bush). The Almighty demands a reluctant Moses return to Egypt, arming Mo' with a supernatural shock and awe campaign to bring Pharaoh to his knees, lead the Israelites out of slavery and into the Promised Land, and transcribe the Ten Commandments -- plus some of God's psycho gay interior design plans. More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey, want to hear a PC Game Pass advert?

0:04.0

Oh, I'll take your silence as a yes.

0:06.0

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0:10.0

I thought so.

0:11.0

How about unlocking all the League of Legends champions when you link your Riot Games account?

0:15.0

All for one low monthly price?

0:17.0

Well guess what? We got you!

0:19.0

Learn more at Xbox.com slash PC Game Pass. Stalka 2

0:22.6

available November 20th, 2024. Game catalog varies by region and overtime. And yeah,

0:27.6

that's the end of the script. Oh, Marta. Doles. Um, hi. We're back.

0:35.3

Back for another holy session of communing with God.

0:40.8

Who's this queen?

0:42.2

Well, this just in.

0:45.2

So the LDS church has increased their land holdings.

0:51.0

They're buying thousands of acres of farmland across eight states. They have like a

0:58.8

nonprofit arm of the Mormon church is paying $289 million to like snatch up all this farmland and then

1:06.1

lease it to farmers. And so I would say now's the time to invest in, like, farmland.

1:16.8

Do they have the heads up?

1:18.0

Yeah.

1:18.8

They certainly do.

1:19.7

Do they know something's coming?

1:21.1

I mean, everyone is doing, is like farmlands like a big.

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