Okay, let's get started.

Then Stasi gets into the details.

She says that Lisa told her he came in and wanted $900.

Lisa told her she took care of it, which Stossi seems kind of pissed about because she's like,

well, you just gave him cash.

There was no record of that

transaction. He didn't sign anything. So it sounded like she wasn't thankful for that because

she was like, I didn't like sign off on that. Yeah. Well, I, I'm on saucy side. Yeah. I mean,

what did Frank do? He walked into Sir and he said, he said, I have a video. They should have called the police. Yeah. I mean, what did Frank do? He walked into Sir and he said, he said, I have a video.

They should have called the police. Yeah. I have a video of one of your employees masturbating. Someone give me $900.

Is that, is there something that legal happens after $1,000? Like, why did he name $900?

I have no idea, but how did this go? Why did Lisa take it upon herself to do this? It makes no sense to me. I totally understand why Stasi does not consider this a huge favor. Right. It's like, I would have never paid this guy $900. It's a ransom. Yeah. It's a, it's a ransom, blackmail. Negotiate with terrorists. No, seriously. And it doesn't make it, like Lisa, I guess in her like London underground brain, this is probably, this is what people did. They would show up to O-Barr or whatever and threatened to expose employees for masturbating. But this makes no sense in the real world. And Lisa is knows better.

Right. This is not how things, especially when you're on a show. NBC Universal.

Imagine that now. No, seriously. That's why I'm like, this is like, this does not make any sense.

Right. And I think Stasi, even though she has to kiss the ring, she says, and placate Lisa.

And like, she has to get Lisa back on her

side to like get back with the group. I don't think she respects Lisa anymore. Yeah. This is not a

genuine apology. It's just kind of like a perfunctory. Yeah. You know what I mean?

This one's for you tonight. Sorry about that. Amy and I had to stop talking because we heard Rumpy Pumpy going around the shed and we knew Lisa would be following him.

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