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Patreon Teaser: Sex, Lies and Audiotape (Vanderpump Rules S6 E5 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 27 January 2025

ā±ļø 10 minutes

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Summary

Jax and Brittany host a housewarming party and hope that someone doesn't play the audio recording of him talking to Faith after he cheated on Brittany with her. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.1

It feels like if you were writing out the plot of season six and you were saying Lisa offers a bar to Tom and Tom, one of the first brainstorms would be, but there's growing pains because of the ineptitude of the two boys.

0:19.9

Yeah.

0:20.1

So we already saw Schwartz or Sandoval's, obviously, and then now we're going to Schwartz.

0:24.4

And with Sandoval's, it kind of made more sense.

0:27.0

He was actively talking shit about the financing and not having his input.

0:31.4

The Schwartz one, I feel like Lisa is trying a little too hard to make this gel with her

0:37.3

philosophy of partners. She keeps having to say,

0:39.6

a partnership is like a marriage. So I'm married to Schwartz. So if he's cheating on his wife,

0:46.1

could he cheat on the business by blacking out and having sex with a waitress and losing the keys?

0:53.0

It's like, I get sort of why, but I just think that, again, Lisa, to insert herself in this narrative,

0:59.9

she felt like a pig and shit, pardon my friend.

1:03.8

Yeah, it totally feels like false here.

1:07.8

But then if you think about it, Sandival's affair crumbled their business.

1:13.5

Right.

1:14.3

Oh.

1:14.7

Like it actually did.

1:16.8

Whoa.

1:17.8

Oh, my God.

1:18.7

You just shocked me because you just refuted and had a perfect example of why I'm wrong.

1:25.2

It's true.

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