Patreon Teaser: Schwartz and Sandoval Meet Their Nemesis, Greg from The Belmont

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Schwartz and Sandoval immediately clash with their new partner, Greg, while discussing the concept of their new bar. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Heda, it's your big McDonald's hunger calling.
0:03.4	And it's not just any kind of hunger.
0:04.9	It's the kind that calls for big arch.
0:07.0	Start with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and big arch sauce.
0:10.3	Oh, and don't forget those crispy onions.
0:12.6	Hungry?
0:13.3	You are now.
0:16.7	Saved from 11 a.m.
0:17.7	Subject to availability.
0:18.7	Price and participation may vary.
0:20.1	You go to Schwartz and Sandys and you get to see Greg, this little ball of energy. This little like, what is he? I forgot that he just like bullies them in every interaction. He's like, get a grip. Come up with an opinion. Get it on my desk by Friday. Yeah, he's gruff, he's mean, he's, but he's got this winking spirit.
0:39.7	I'm like, oh, God, I forgot how much I loved you. get it on my desk by Friday. Yeah, he's gruff. He's mean.
0:39.6	He's, but he's got this winking spirit.
0:44.5	I'm like, oh, God, I forgot how much I loved you until I knew what he was like.
0:46.9	He's kind of like.
0:47.8	Yeah.
0:53.4	He, I was just going to say I didn't have any memory that he owned the Belmont.
0:54.9	I remembered that.
0:56.0	I remember that connection.
1:01.9	He treats him like it's Alvin and they're the chipmunks or John and he's having to deal with Garfield.
1:04.2	Like it's a classic jacks with triplets. It's this classic, it's a classic dynamic that is not exploited enough in Vanderpump rules.
1:09.9	Greg being like you two knuckleheads,
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