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Patreon Teaser: Scheana Shay Gives Adam a Penguin

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 602 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 20 October 2025

ā±ļø 7 minutes

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Summary

In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 7 finale of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Scheana Shay adopting Adam Spott a penguin but never giving it to him. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Being an adult sucks.

0:02.0

Adults, they have to work all day.

0:05.0

When adults get male, it's always bills and bills suck.

0:11.0

Sure, but we've got a driver's license.

0:13.0

Enjoy 4.9% APR representative with up to four years free servicing on the Alpine A290 plus range at your Alpine store. PCP, mobilized financial services. Order between the 6th and the 23rd of February, 2006. TNC supply. Visit alpine-cafons.com. UK for more information. This one's for you tonight. Okay, let's get started. Then we go back to the wedding. Sheena's sobbing. There's a group around her. They're like, did he even see the penguin papers that you brought? And they show them. It's like a printout with a staple. And she's like, no, you didn't see it. Yeah, so here's, this is, what's when your memory creates things? False memory? I have a false memory of her pulling out the paperwork to show him and being like, look at what I did for you. And he goes, no, stop it. You're gaslighting me. Stop, but I can't look at that. I still don't like you. And I'm like, whoa, she never shows him this paperwork. And she goes, I named this penguin's spot. And I go, what the fuck? Did this penguin have one little spot on him?

1:13.1

No, his name is Adam Spot.

1:15.5

It says, this penguin will now be indebted to Adam Spot for its entire life at the aquarium.

1:22.1

And so she named his last name.

1:24.0

Oh, that's his name?

1:25.2

Yeah, well, let me, let me check.

1:26.8

Because I swear it said,

1:28.1

this penguin has been presented to you, Adam, Spot, to take care of. Yeah, Adam Paul

1:33.0

Spot. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. So that was, that was a new thing I learned. And then I had to

1:37.4

revise my false memory of him finding, why? What stopped Sheena? What, what force majeure? Pull out all the stops. Yeah, what stopped Sheena? What what force majeure stopped? Yeah. What stopped Gina from showing this

1:49.1

paperwork to Adam? That like, because you maybe like you said, he ran away. Yeah. It's ran away screaming and they

1:55.6

couldn't pull up the paperwork. He left too soon, possibly. What a waste. Totally. totally i've had i've never gotten an animal

2:02.8

dedicated uh to me or for like from me but i have in the past pulled out uh the international

2:09.5

star registry really you can name a star after somebody have you done it i did it in my teens

2:16.7

really i i uh you don't want to tell me with

2:20.5

for who? My lover. What was the star's name? Is it still in the sky? An embarrassing nickname. And yeah, it's forever.

2:31.2

That's awesome. How do you pinpoint it? I don't know.

2:34.6

I could probably look it up.

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