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Patreon Teaser: Rumors (Vanderpump Rules S2 E4 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 3 July 2023

ā±ļø 9 minutes

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Summary

Amy and Riley discuss the rise and fall of their favorite store, Kitson, their formative high school years watching The O.C., motion smoothing, and then finally and fully get into recapping the Vanderpump Rules episode - "Rumors" - in which a scandalous rumor is circling around Sur. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.4

Okay, let's get started.

0:09.8

Just raise your glasses high.

0:13.4

This once we turn off time.

0:17.3

The way they talk about Kristen while she's gone is so offensive.

0:22.3

They say...

0:23.0

Christina goes in.

0:24.6

Yeah, Christina Kelly basically starts a stinking rumor, an early stink rumor in Sir,

0:32.4

saying that the air even felt cleaner.

0:34.8

She was basically like, there was big smog clouds or stink clouds and sir.

0:39.3

And the minute Kristen was out for two weeks, those green stink clouds went out the door.

0:45.4

Yeah.

0:45.7

She said she smells like old coffee and cigarettes.

0:49.3

Yeah.

0:49.5

She was like, it's gross, which is interesting because I feel like that's what everyone says.

0:53.4

Sandoval smells like. So do you think that that apartment just is rank? Okay. Well, my personal opinion, coffee smells good. Okay. So somebody smells like coffee. Coffee breath? Yes. I'm fine with it. I don't ever smell people's coffee breath. So maybe if somebody, if somebody breathed coffee breath into my mouth or my

1:12.0

nose, I would be like, oh, I don't like this. But coffee smells good to me. Okay. Cigarettes don't smell

1:17.9

great to me. I mean, they don't smell good. But did you see that video of that actress? I'm

1:22.6

blanking on her name. She's like an iconic British actress who revealed that she carries an onion in her purse at all times because she loves to eat onion.

1:30.3

And she just bites into a raw onion.

1:32.8

And she goes, I don't think that onion smells.

1:37.1

She goes, I don't think people mind if your breath smells like onion.

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