Patreon Teaser: No Show (Vanderpump Rules S5 E8 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 11 minutes

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We are back and this week we're discussing Vanderpump Rules season 5, episode 8 - "No Show". In this "bridge" episode of VPR, Jax Taylor is back on supplements and it's causing his breast to get lumps again. Also, James Kennedy has started drinking NyQuil. And most importantly, Lala Kent wants to make sure she knows exactly who will be going on Ariana's birthday trip this year. She's pretty sure Tom and Ariana are going. But are Jax and Brittany going as well? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This one's for you tonight.
0:04.3	Okay, let's get started.
0:06.5	And then Kristen brings up, they talk about Montauk.
0:11.0	Like Stasi's like, here's the deeds, here's what we're going to do.
0:13.8	And she's like, I'm still not sure that Kristen knows what the Hamptons are.
0:18.9	And she's like, the only thing I know about the Hamptons are
0:22.2	Puff Daddy and Bethany Frankel. Wow. And I was like, whoa, like, how does that align?
0:27.5	Is that just like, does that align with the Roney season where Bethany buys her little skinny
0:31.8	girl house? Now that we know dates, we know that this filmed around summer 2016. So if you and I were,
0:40.3	you know, research oriented, we could find out the answer to that. God forbid we did a cross-check.
0:46.5	But I'm just going to say it was like she had watched that season where Bethany bought that
0:51.5	cute little house. Absolutely. And I love the Bethany, Frankel shout out. I'm sure that the first couple times I watched Vanderpump Rules not having seen Roney, I had no idea who the hell she was talking about. And now I love that she's so identified with the Hamptons in Kristen's mind. I absolutely love that. Yeah. Oh, and they also talk about the fashion, which I have that question, and Stasi breaks it down.
1:14.2	It's like you can't wear.
1:15.8	What does Kristen suggest they wear?
1:17.2	Something not appropriate.
1:20.7	Why don't I remember that?
1:22.3	Me neither.
1:23.1	Kristen says, is it like boho chic?
1:26.6	Oh.
1:27.0	And then, I don't think she says that.
1:28.9	And then Sassie goes, no, it's like stripes, nautical themed stuff, Cape Cod, which
1:35.9	is true, right?
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