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Patreon Teaser: Mind the Jax (Vanderpump Rules S3 E8 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 20 November 2023

ā±ļø 6 minutes

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Lisa Vanderpump must decide whether she should replace the nicoise with blackened seared ahi on Villa Blanca's menu... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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This one's for you tonight.

0:34.5

Okay, let's get started.

0:37.5

This is total bullshit what happens here.

0:37.9

Yeah.

0:39.9

There's nothing constructive happens. Well, yeah, and I was, first of all, no therapy session, one therapy session, I assume, could really unlock the secrets to a healthy relationship.

0:48.7

Yeah.

0:49.1

And the way they edited it, I didn't know what clarity they found from what she said.

0:53.6

They gave it the success cut.

0:55.7

Yeah. By the end, they were playing guitar like, all better now. Yeah, I was like one and done.

1:00.9

It's like, what an amazing feat. Dr. Brandy Engler's reactions were kind of strange. I don't know if

1:06.4

you noticed that. Like her intent listening. I was like, why do they keep showing her while she's

1:10.7

listening? I was like, I know. They were acting like everything Schwartz said was like amazing. Yeah. Even though he didn't say anything. Yeah, but I will say he delivers a 10 out of 10 joke right at the start. 10 out of 10. If I heard, this is like the best therapy joke I've ever heard. Right when he goes in, she goes, what would you like to discuss or whatever?

1:29.9

He goes, well, I thought this would be a good opportunity to show off how perfect our relationship is, which I thought was very silly.

1:36.2

You know, no one would ever do that.

1:37.3

Yeah, yeah.

1:38.5

And then, yeah, so they, oh, and then Katie admits while they're talking about the trials they're experiencing, she says that they don't have sex anymore. They're not intimate. And she didn't say less frequently. Yeah. She said we don't have sex. And this is what 2014? This is four years in, she says. Okay. And they don't have sex. And then that's what Schwartz responds to by saying, like, I want to be more intimate. I want to make love more. And then Brandy says, let's create a new narrative in this relationship, right? The past is the past. The past of the past. And Schwartz goes, I will no longer be the cowardly lion. And then they kiss. Oh, at the end of it, they go, mission accomplished. That was great, right? Yeah, it's like George Bush with the mission accomplished banner. They high five, they kiss, and then outside of it, right near Akbar, they go, let's go have sex. Yeah, he's like, do want to go have sex? And she's like, ha ha. Right. But so is this the last we see of Dr. Brandy Engler?

2:51.5

Yeah. How many times did you go to that to Brandy? We only went a handful of times because

3:00.4

I think we felt similarly that she was not getting it done.

3:08.3

Sorry about that. Amy one's for you tonight.

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