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Patreon Teaser: Man Tears and Braziers (Vanderpump Rules S5 E16 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 4 November 2024

ā±ļø 11 minutes

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Summary

Lisa Vanderpump knows the menu at SUR is perfect but that won't stop her from asking Chef Joe to put his cooking skills to the test to create three new entrees. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.3

Now this, now this scene, I want all the Villarosa VIPs.

0:10.1

You may think you know Manteers and Brazirs, but go back and watch this episode and watch

0:15.1

Lisa's contractually obligated scene within this episode.

0:19.4

It has to be, I was thinking as I watched this, it has to be

0:22.5

that Lisa has to have a scene in every episode no matter what. Because there is no person in the

0:28.6

world who was watching one of the most iconic trips in Vanderpump Rules history. And they said at

0:33.2

that moment, I wonder what Lisa is doing. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I love she always gets the glamour

0:39.9

shot walking up to the restaurant so you get her full fit. Yeah. Like head to toe. She bypasses the hostess.

0:45.3

I'm very surprised she didn't go to the host stand and the host said, ask how many tables?

0:49.6

Uh, Lisa, I'm sorry, but we don't have enough, even tables to accommodate the amount of people.

0:56.4

She'd go, what about the tables that are back in the alley of Sir?

1:00.3

Can we put those up on the rafters on the roof?

1:03.0

Yeah, she's like, put two bistro tables together, tie a little string, we'll put a beautiful tablecloth over the top.

1:09.3

Gigi goes, fuck, I didn't even think of that. Lisa, you're a goddamn genius. But no, Lisa bypasses the host stand. She goes into the kitchen. And the chefs are like, they've never seen anything like this. They're like, why are the cameras in here? And Lisa greets them. She goes, hello, chefs. Right? Chef Joe specifically. Chef Joe. She's like, I think we need to add three new things to the menu.

1:32.1

He goes, Chef Joe, he just was, he's absolutely stunned.

1:35.5

She sprung this on him.

1:36.8

This was like surprise undercover boss.

1:39.4

Totally.

1:39.9

Secret chef.

1:41.4

Lisa's, she goes, Lisa goes, I'm going to make, she goes, I want to make one of the most iconic,

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