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Patreon Teaser: Lisa Vanderpump Meets the Most Handsome Man on Earth

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 601 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 16 February 2026

ā±ļø 5 minutes

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Summary

Sean McBearney makes a good impression on Lisa Vanderpump when she goes to "check in" on her new hotel room in Caesar's Palace. And Riley shares his thoughts on The Godfather: Part III. From our recap of "Mr. and Mrs. Schwartz Take Two". If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You know, like, we're going to rooms, and this is Lisa's room now where she's having this meeting with the handsomest man on earth. Yes. Nicolane and his wife are there. And she's like, how do we make it look more van der Pumpian and Nicolian? And she goes, oh, the general manager from Caesars is coming any minute. He's the most handsome man I've ever seen. And I was like, who is this guy? And then he comes in. I'm like, she really has a type because it's almost kind of similar to Nicolane. Like she loves a very polished, put together like three piece suit kind of guy with like a very trimmed facial hair, white teeth, you know, and I'm like, wow, That is not my type, but good for you, Lisa. Me too. It was great to know her type.

0:38.1

Do you think she would have liked'm like, wow, that is not my type, but good for you, Lisa.

0:41.9

Me too. And it's great to know her type. Do you think she would have liked, like, Don Draper?

0:49.5

Yeah. Well, right? Because, I mean, doesn't he sort of embody what you're talking about? Like, he wears suits. He has hair. She almost like she wants someone even dandier than that. Really? Oh, right. You know what I mean? Like a pocket square and like maybe a shirt that was a little more eccentric than what Don Draper or whatever.

1:02.7

Or something.

1:03.2

Maybe when he got into the 70s.

1:04.7

His name is Sean McBurney.

1:06.4

And I really did feel like I saw Nick Elaine have a cast, a glowering cast over his face when she said,

1:12.8

another, the most handsome man is coming in because that really was reserved for Nicolaine,

1:16.8

that compliment. And then here comes Sean McBurney out of nowhere. And now all of a sudden,

1:22.8

he's Lisa's dream. And then Ken is also glowering in the corner. He's like, how many more

1:27.0

people do I have to hear are handsome?

1:28.5

And this is like...

1:29.8

Is that what, what's his name's job is on Ocean's Eleven?

1:36.1

Yeah.

1:36.8

Yes.

1:37.6

What's his name?

1:38.5

Sean Mc...

1:39.1

Yes.

1:40.8

Absolutely.

1:43.3

That actor who I can't stand in any movies ever in.

1:47.0

Andy Garcia.

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