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Patreon Teaser: Leis, Liquor and Lies (Vanderpump Rules S4 E12 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 13 May 2024

ā±ļø 7 minutes

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Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval show the world how two people can have the best birthday trip of all time. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.2

Yeah, the flashback to James and Lala making out on the plane.

0:11.2

And it looked like they were like about to bone on the plane.

0:13.4

And then apparently he asked her to go to the bathroom with him and she said no.

0:17.6

And she was like, the mile high club is not happening.

0:20.3

I was like, that's fucking sick.

0:21.9

I just can't escape the feeling.

0:25.3

And I don't think anyone has pushed back on this the million times that we've said it,

0:29.3

that Lala is so not interested in this James sexual journey that anytime he kisses her,

0:35.4

you see her face go like back away from it. It is weird because they're not dating and he's so hot and heavy. She's like, PDA's his thing. I was like, what? Like, you're not even together. Like, it's so weird. And he keeps thinking he's like, we're going to have sex. I don't know whether it's going to be on the plane or on the floor or in the lagoon, but we're going to have sex no matter what. And she's like, we're not having, and she tells the audience, we're not having sex. Yeah. I also feel like, I don't know if I'm a prude or what, but like the Mile High Club seems like total bullshit to me. Yeah. And I can't really think of anything more disgusting than that, actually.

1:14.2

Yeah, I stopped doing it.

1:15.4

It was, you know, for the first couple years, it was really fun.

1:22.3

Like maybe on a PJ or one of those like Emirates planes where like you have your own like wing. But I can barely fit in there myself. Yeah. And I want to get out of there as soon as humanly possible. They're horrible. Can you imagine if two people walk past you and went in together and then you would just like hear everything. It would make so much noise. Has anyone...

1:45.1

No, no, no.

1:45.6

Yeah, I was just going to read the stat that I looked up while you were talking about it.

1:49.1

One in every flight has a mile high attempt.

1:53.5

Without fail.

1:54.7

Without fail, there's at least one couple who goes into the bathroom, or not even a couple,

2:00.7

two people, strangers who meet on the

2:02.2

plane who have sex with each other in the toilet you just get like blue shit all over you

2:08.4

um what movies have had mile high clubs in them they don't even show it in movies because

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