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Patreon Teaser: Last Call (Vanderpump Rules S1 E8 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 29 May 2023

ā±ļø 8 minutes

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Summary

Amy and Riley recap the season 1 finale of Vanderpump Rules, "Last Call", in which Lisa Vanderpump summons her staff for the sexiest restaurant photoshoot the world has ever seen, and Jax Taylor finally lets out a secret that has been burdening his soul all summer. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:09.5

Just raise your glasses high.

0:13.4

This once we turn of time.

0:17.3

I did go to Vegas and have relations with someone else.

0:22.7

Yeah.

0:22.8

The full, as Peter says later, Bill Clinton style.

0:27.2

Yeah, he pulled a Clinton, one of our presidents, Bill Clinton, President Bill Clinton.

0:32.2

He says, I did have relations with that Vegas woman.

0:34.9

And poor Peter, he had believed Jack's 110% hook line and

0:39.5

sinker.

0:41.2

I mean, literally who says relations?

0:44.1

What's wrong with him?

0:45.2

Jacks likes using big words.

0:46.7

He said mere distraction.

0:48.7

He said to an extent.

0:50.2

He said whatever he's saying now.

0:52.9

Stasi is crying. She goes into an instant ugly cry

0:57.5

she's sobbing but legitimate she's crying this hurts her yeah it ruined her summer it ruined her

1:04.0

relationship with her friends jacks has said a thousand times this didn't happen and then for some reason

1:09.4

he shows up to the after party, after their photo shoot, and lays

1:12.8

it down on her that, yes, all the rumors are true.

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