This one's for you tonight.

Okay, let's get started.

And then we get Sandoval, who I feel like, took this the most seriously, which makes total sense.

And his is, I think I'm going to say, I think his is top two for me.

I really think Sandoval hit all the bases of a good roast performance.

And he, like, knows him the best, you know? Like, he's seen it all. And I love that Sandoval didn't pull any punches because when you tell that first joke, I love it. We all know what this means. So if you want to say it. Yeah, he goes, have you ever noticed with Jacks? It's always allergy season? It's like, you have to think about it for a second. It's like, it's funny. I don't know if a hundred per, I don't know if maybe the first time I watched it that I, I knew what the hell he was saying. I was like, maybe he's talking about all of his nose, but no, he's talking about, and I'm saying it here, he's telling everyone in the world, the audience, Sherry, that Jacks is a major Coke user and always does Coke.

And he goes, the first time I met Jacks was in Miami.

And my first memory of him was him slamming the door down, kicking in the door and going, I can't feel my teeth, which is something that's

a Coke head or someone that is actively using Coke would say, because your teeth famously get

numb on Coke. Do you think Sherry got that or do you think she was just like, okay? Absolutely not,

because I think it flew over my head the first time. I did not know how much Coke was the ninth cast member of Vanderpump

Rules when I watched this originally. So I think Sandoval finally, and Sandoval did it to James, too,

when he goes, when you do, when you get drunk and you do uppers. So Sandoval is so fine with

throwing out the Coke accusation to cast members.

I'm surprised Jacks wasn't more pissed at this.

We need the movie like Saturday night, but about the early seasons of Vanderpump Rules.

Oh my God.

I mean, you know, the more we say it, like the more I really do think we, you and I, I mean, I don't want to toot our own horns because that's obviously awful. But like, if someone was going to write the oral history, I mean, it's probably going to be Brian Moyland or whatever. But if he says no, you and I, all we have to do is just interview a bunch of people for oral histories. All it is is people talking for a long time. It's like the

easiest thing in the world to edit. So, I don't know, something to consider. I mean, there's so

much gold there that we don't know about, I think. We should recut the Saturday Night trailer,

and it's like Alex Baskin being like, this story has never been told before. They don't want

us to win. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's so exaggerated and silly. I would love the Saturday night version of that.

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