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Patreon Teaser: Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Schwartz (Vanderpump Rules S5 E21 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 9 December 2024

ā±ļø 8 minutes

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In the season 5 finale of Vanderpump Rules, Bert, Billy, and Brandon watch their brother and Katie Maloney get married to each other. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

this one's for you tonight okay let's get started and then i love this moment this is my favorite

0:07.6

moment of the episode new moment new favorite moment uh schwartz goes oh he goes i got to go feed the boys

0:14.0

and then they cut to the triplets bert billy and brandon they're both holding empty plates

0:18.4

they don't realize how the, how the food works.

0:22.4

So Schwartz has to get up and feed them all.

0:24.8

I thought he was talking about the dogs.

0:27.4

Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

0:30.3

I think he meant, oh, I'm sorry.

0:31.7

I thought he meant Bert, Billy, and Brandon because they show Bert, Billy, and

0:35.0

Brandon looking really, really hungry.

0:41.2

He said. because they show Bert, Billy, and Brandon looking really, really hungry. He's like, they don't know how to eat.

0:44.2

Well, when you think about it, they've never been to a wedding before.

0:47.3

They've never flown out of the country.

0:48.4

And they show them sort of like just spinning around in circles near the,

0:53.3

near the, what's I call it catering area.

0:56.4

So I thought that Bert and Billy and Brandon didn't know how to feed themselves.

1:00.7

So Schwartz had to get up and help them.

1:03.2

You thought dogs, Gordo and Butters.

1:05.1

Went straight to dogs.

1:06.4

But I mean, the boys are in the next scene because it's time for their speeches, which are also funny. He knew that they had to get fed before or whatever. But I swear, if you peek in the background, Villarro's VIPs, you do the work. But I swear, I think I saw Billy, Brandon, and Burt like licking their lips really hungry. And that's why Schwartz had to go over there. Then Katie, yeah, then I love this

1:30.5

moment. I didn't remember it and I don't even know if it's going to be that good remarking on it,

1:34.2

but this one person named Katie gets up and goes, in Denmark, when the groom runs to go feed his

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