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Patreon Teaser: Instafight (Vanderpump Rules S3 E1 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 25 September 2023

ā±ļø 14 minutes

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Summary

Vanderpump Rules season 3 starts off like a rocket ship going to the moon and Amy and Riley are hanging on for dear life! Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant empire was almost completely destroyed when her employees found out that Kristen and Jax had made love to each other twice. Many wrote off SUR Restaurant for good, thinking that no one would ever want to eat or drink there again upon hearing this revelation. But somehow - life found a way back to SUR, and Lisa's employees are starting to heal. All of them except for the one that matters most... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

At Accardo, you'll save 25% on your first shop and get free delivery,

0:04.6

which means if you were to buy a four cheese pizza,

0:07.3

you'd basically be getting one of the cheeses for free.

0:10.2

Save and splurge at Arcado, the online supermarket.

0:12.9

Geographical and other restrictions.

0:14.5

Minimum spend, 60 pounds and charges apply.

0:16.6

New customers only, maximum saving 20 pounds terms at Accardo.com.

0:39.9

Okay. new customers only maximum saving 20 pounds terms at akado.com we get our first mention of pump lounge we get our first mention of Pump Lounge.

0:40.7

Yes.

0:47.3

Lisa says it's a, she's taking sexy to the next level in West Hollywood.

0:48.5

So wait, hold on.

0:53.4

I'm sorry, but we had a version of what we knew to be sexy, right?

1:27.5

You and I. Like I thought that. You don't even know. I thought that Lisa had reached the upper echelons of what sexy could be with Sir, Villablanca. No. But pump? What? I mean, how the hell is she going to get past the sexy that we knew and loved and now raise it to the bar. This place, it's at the, to quote her, the epicenter of the gay community. Lisa is selling this shit out of this lounge that we've never heard of or seen at this point. And she's just like, this thing, like it has everything. She's touting this shit out of it, the entire episode. Oh, yeah. At one point, this is getting ahead, but she meets with Chef Penny. Yes. Of something about her fame. Get ahead. It's all,

1:32.7

it's all correlate to the pump opening. But yeah, Chef Penny is like a, she, she has been a

1:37.5

go-to chef for Lisa's enterprises. So, yeah, Lisa says that Chef Penny has a passion for food the

1:43.2

way Lisa does. And they're going over the menu, and Lisa wants every item to be sexy.

1:49.3

Yeah.

1:49.5

She said she wants the food to look sexy.

1:52.1

She says, what does she say about salmon carpaccio?

1:54.5

Well, first she goes, she's running through the list.

1:56.3

She's like, we're going to have breadsticks and olive oil.

1:58.8

And Lisa goes, sexy.

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