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Patreon Teaser: In the Doghouse (Vanderpump Rules S3 E5 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 23 October 2023

ā±ļø 6 minutes

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Summary

Jax Taylor tries to ruin Katie and Tom Schwartz' relationship by spreading fake rumors that she motorboated someone's penis at a party. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.3

Jacks is questioning their relationship,

0:08.4

questioning Katie.

0:09.7

This is where his campaign begins.

0:12.5

And he's like, yeah, he says,

0:14.5

like, why would you get a dog?

0:15.9

They fight all the time.

0:17.8

They don't have sex.

0:19.0

I don't think this dog is a very good idea at all.

0:21.7

And, you know, at this point, I'm fine with Jacks being the like little stinker that tells

0:29.7

the truth or that he thinks is the truth. I mean, it is true. This was a Band-Aid on a relationship

0:36.2

that he sees as bad. and we come to find this relationship

0:40.4

is, you know, a rocky relationship, you know?

0:43.4

So, Jackson is doing this sort of like, don't blame me, I just tell the truth.

0:47.7

At this point, I'm fine with that.

0:49.5

I'm fine with him being the person that says, why would you get a dog?

0:53.0

That's not right.

0:55.5

It's, he takes it, this doesn't work, this strategy of just being the person that says, why would you get a dog? That's not right. He takes it,

1:00.6

this doesn't work, this strategy of just being the truth teller. And he goes so in that he like wants to ruin this relationship as this episode goes on. Yeah. The doctor comes in. He's like,

1:07.5

how did you do with my instructions? No strenuous activity, right? And he goes, it wasn't strenuous. She was on top. Yeah, and the doctor gives him a huge high five. And then, so we said, I mean, so Jacks claims he had sex. Do you think he did? No. I mean either. No. It's a facade.

1:28.3

He just like is always going to say something like that. Yeah, it's just like he's still running with that, um, that like, I'm a sex addict thing. Right. Yeah. I don't believe he had sex. I believe he think he would think he would hurt his nose too bad. True.

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