Patreon Teaser: I'm Not a Ghetto Bitch (Vanderpump Rules S1 E5 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Amy and Riley recap the fifth episode of Vanderpump Rules, witness the first Sur all-hands meeting, and watch Scheana rock the hell out of The Roxy. They also discuss taking over Pump Restaurant and starting a new treehouse restaurant there. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay, let's get started.
0:05.8	Just phrase your glasses.
0:10.0	Just find your glasses high.
0:13.0	This one's we turtle time.
0:16.0	I don't think you said that you like the idea of Ken and Lisa's treehouse as the name of the restaurant.
0:23.1	I said it was cute.
0:24.4	But is that enough?
0:25.9	Ken and, wait, can't say it again.
0:29.0	Ken and Lisa's tree house restaurant.
0:32.9	I'm thinking about it.
0:34.9	But, okay, imagine you go to Sir, you go to Tom Tom,
0:38.5	you're like, what did Pump turn into?
0:40.7	You have no clue.
0:41.8	And then you pull up in between them.
0:44.1	You, for some reason, passed it on the way you,
0:46.2	when you went from Sir to Tom Tom.
0:48.0	And then you go, wait, let's double back.
0:49.5	What took the place of Pump?
0:51.3	Wait, Lisa and Ken's Treehouse Restaurant?
0:55.4	You go in, the olive trees are still there. We built a sort of makeshift tree house, and Lisa and Ken live up there while we
1:01.2	eat below them. Do you like that? I think we should do something that makes the olive trees grow
1:07.6	bigger than ever. What do you think we should do, water?
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